Never Say Never

All the things I used to say.


"I will never marry someone shorter/smaller than me."
  Enters Jay.

"I will never allow my kids to watch t.v. all day."  
I love my kids to watch t.v.

"I will never allow my kids to play a video game all day." 
 I don't, but I wish I could.

"My children will never throw a fit like that."  
Well, you've all met them.

"I will never let myself get fat." 
 Ummmm...I didn't exactly let myself..the fat gave me no choice. It pointed a candy bar at me!

"I will never tell my children to shut-up."  
I have. Like 4 times.

"I will never marry a hick/cowboy." 
He's not as close as his brother.

"I will never clean poop out of my kids' underwear."  
I think I've done it three times just this week.

"I will never have a three-year-old in diapers."  
Two so far. Closely approaching three.

"I will never homeschool." 
 I only wish it were true. Sorry, but today I do.

"My house will never be messy or unfinished." 
Ha!

"I will never let my kids watch Sesame Street."  
Mostly stuck to this one. I think they have seen it once.

"I will never fight over money with my husband."  
Oops.

"I will never leave my kids in the car while I run into the store."  
I just wish it were safe everywhere I go.

"I will never have this baby!" 
did. All three times so far.


Man, did I used to be an idiot.

Just don't ask me what I said I would do. I think if I told you, I'd lose the will to live.